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IMMIGRATION: Louisiana economic refugees met at Texas border with tear gas.
IMMIGRATION: Trump administration implements “Fuck off and die” policy at Mexican border.
BREAKING: President Trump suggests Jamal Khashoggi was killed by Central Park Five.
SPORTS: LSU fans “pouring in” to new Tiger Stadium sections offering beer, delusions of wooing back Saban.
BREAKING: President Trump vows to destroy imminent threat to ego.
EDUCATION: UL Lafayette master plan calls for development near Cajundome to feature indoor plumbing, electricity.
LAFAYETTE: Library board adopts slogan “Reading is such a drag.”
BREAKING: Judge blocks online plans for printing untraceable dildos.
SOURCE: Trump orders White House flag at full staff to celebrate raging boner.
BREAKING: After Manafort conviction, Mueller points at news cameras and yells “I’m comin’ for you, Donnie.”

Tag Archives: Vladimir Putin

Sen. Kennedy Calls on Gov. Edwards to Resign for Dismissing Urgent Warnings of Russian Election Meddling

Tony Swartz Off the Wire

Gov. John Bel Edwards should immediately resign for failing to fulfill the oath of office of president of the United States, according to Sen. John Kennedy.

Graves Denies Having Third Lobotomy to Remain Blindly Loyal to Trump

Tony Swartz Off the Wire

Congressman Garrret Graves insists he has undergone no more than two lobotomies to maintain his unconditional fealty to President Donald Trump.

Putin Rewards Trump as Employee of the Month With “The Complete Idiot’s Guide to Killing Enemies”

Tony Swartz Off the Wire

Russian President Vladimir Putin recognized U.S. President Donald Trump as his top operative by gifting him an instructional book on assassinating political and personal foes.