Tag Archives: Technology

The nation's space agency says it is working on an ambitious project in the hopes of making contact with a strange, alien world inhabited by millions of Fox News devotees.

Visionary Elon Musk knows that if you want to reach the top, you have to work your way up from the bottom. That’s why the serial entrepreneur reportedly has his sights set on the shitshow known as Louisiana, investing heavily in the state’s laughingstock.

Tenured weatherman and local cool guy Pat Shingleton has announced that he will retire from his post as WBRZ's chief forecaster at the end of the month.

Every computer in the U.S. operated by someone over the age of 40 has been compromised with malicious software disguised as a video promising to show teenagers eating Tide Pods, according to the FBI.

Louisiana Secretary of State Tom Schedler has announced that he is resigning from office to focus on finding the right person with whom to engage in an extramarital affair.

NASA's newest mission: Ensure any and all potential intelligent alien life learns that Trump did the "impossible" by defeating Hillary Clinton and has become the "greatest president in the history of the entire universe."

The Trump administration has tapped New Zealand's premier digital effects company, Weta Workshop, to handle President Donald Trump's growing hair issue.

The secret codes normally available for the president to launch a nuclear strike have gone AWOL after gaining sentience.