Tag Archives: Sports

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American sports fans will go to great lengths and stop at nothing in their collective quest in search of something about which to bitch.

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At times like these, Les retreats to his genetically altered defensive lineman farm near Bunkie and takes midnight walks, because let's be honest: Les Miles doesn't give a damn about your clocks.

Sources close to the Worldwide Leader say the report by Joe Schad is simply a "mindf--k" to screw with the LSU fan base.

We don't know what rules you broke or why exactly you're not playing for the Tigers anymore, and to me, it doesn't matter.

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If you need more than seven syllables to describe what you are, you're basically trying to hide the fact that you're not bringing a whole lot to the table.