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I didn't even bother posting the Red Shtick College Football Rankings last week because I was so mad that Notre Dame was still No. 1. Yes, I, like most of our readers, am a pugnahibernophobe.

Medical officials in Tuscaloosa report that dozens of Alabama football fans suffering from dehydration brought on by excessive crying were sent to area hospitals after the Texas A&M-Alabama game.

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Tiger fans are hoping for a victory over the Crimson Tide to wash out that awful taste this weekend like a hooker using mouthwash to rid the flavor of a spunky BJ.

This writer apologizes for the team currently in the No. 1 spot, but don't blame him, hibernophobes. Nay, blame the Pacific-12 officials who handed the Fighting Irish a win over the Cardinal a few weeks ago.

The Gators and Fighting Irish sit atop The Red Shtick's ratings in a nightmarish week for herpetohibernophobes.

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Pac-12 officials figured it was more important for the rest of the country to have another reason to hate Notre Dame than to call a game correctly.