The Red Shtick The Feistiest Redhead You'll Meet Online Sunday night's loss to the Seattle Seahawks in Super Bowl XLVIII proves Peyton Manning is an unmitigated failure.
Read More »Super Bowl Loss Shows Manning Clearly a Loser
Five Recipes to Liven Up (or Down) Your Super Bowl Party
Why not set the appropriate party atmosphere and see to it your guests barely remember anything at all, just like all those chronically concussed NFL players you'll be watching?
Read More »Richard Sherman: “Me? THUG? No.”
Although this topic is old and tired like 75% of the people who walked across the stage at the Grammys, I was inspired to break my silence on the subject by Richard Sherman's new headphone commercial.
Read More »Ask Not What You Can Do for LSU”¦
In a fundraising first, LSU is offering donors the chance to lead the Tiger marching band during one football game for a mere $1 million.
Read More »Jerry Jones Caught Watching Porn on AT&T Stadium Jumbotron
Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones was caught watching pornography on the Texas Stadium Jumbotron hours before his NFL team took on and lost to the Green Bay Packers yesterday.
Read More »Texas Eyeing Saban Because “We’re Not Hated Enough”
Nick Saban is being actively pursued to replace Mack Brown as head coach at Texas simply to make the Longhorns the most despised football program in America.
Read More »GUEST COLUMN: It’s Pronounced “Koonts” – Abe Kuntz
My family name is not pronounced like the slang term for multiple female genitalia or a group of insufferably combative women.
Read More »SPORTS: Alleva to LSU fans: “I’m not saying it’s a big increase in ticket prices, but you might want to start doing Kegel exercises.”
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