All good Christians know the Bible says, “Spare the rod and spoil the child.” Except that it doesn’t.
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An avowed evangelical Christian has called for people to pray that she overcome her inability to pray for members of the LGBT community affected by the recent shooting in Florida.
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Attention investors and entrepreneurs! Are you looking for a building already adorned with your ultra-conservative political and religious views?
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A father who continually preached to his three children to trust their God to provide them with abundant finances is dismayed they continually spend more money than they have.
Read More »Reince Priebus Desperately Studying “Angel Heart” for Clues to Reclaim GOP’s Soul
The chairman of the RNC has viewed the film Angel Heart no less than 20 times in the past week in hopes of gleaning hints as to how he can take back control of the heart of his party.
Read More »Parents Outraged Schools “Indoctrinating” Students Into Islam With Arabic Numerals
Louisiana parents are threatening to take their children out of public schools that teach the use of Arabic numerals, which they say is state-sponsored promotion of Islam.
Read More »Atheist Commander Accused of Atrocities in War on Christmas
A senior officer in the Atheist Secular Army stands accused of committing war crimes in the decadeslong war against Christmas.
Read More »Sandy Hook Truther Believes Ancient Jew Rose From the Dead
Self-described “devout Christian” Heath Ferrate frequently posts to social media articles claiming no one was actually killed in the 2012 mass shooting perpetrated by Adam Lanza.
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