To help get you through Thanksgiving dinner without all the drama, here are some custom-made, nonpolitical conversation starters.
Read More »Bodi White Vows to Unify Baton Rouge by Balkanizing City
White says the best way to bring people in Baton Rouge together is to let people be “among their own kind” and allow them to govern themselves in a hyperlocal fashion.
Read More »A Few Questions for the Vatican Regarding Cremation
I’m admittedly a bit out of the loop when it comes to recent church teachings, which may explain my befuddlement at the Vatican’s recently updated instructions regarding cremation.
Read More »The Red Shtick Podcast, Episode 202: “The Self-Immolation Challenge”
Jeremy, Sunny, and comedy purveyor Evan Rabalais talk about the level of zen required to self-immolate without being a bitch about it. Jeremy also explains how Gary Johnson was left out of the debates to save the universe.
Read More »Local Catholics Outraged Mike VI Euthanized, Denied Christ’s Gift of Suffering
Father Jerome Broussard, of Our Lady of Perpetual Suffering Church in Gonzales, explained that Mike should have been allowed to die a natural death.
Read More »Do Not Open Until November 9
Let it all go. You don’t have to pretend he’s a decent, Christian, conservative, marginally electable human being anymore. You’re safe now.
Read More »Satan Demands Refund for Trump Spokesperson’s Soul
Lucifer claims he “had no idea what [he] was getting into” when he signed a standard soul-for-political-relevance contract with Katrina Pierson.
Read More »Area Minister Responds to Prayer Requests for the Sick With “All Lives Matter”
A pastor is ruffling some feathers by responding to petitions for prayer for the ill with a slogan frequently used to counter the civil rights refrain “black lives matter.”
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