Francis says the death penalty is wrong, no matter how much I need to be governor? Man, fuck the pope. I want to kill muthafuckers.
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Since Easter lands on April Fools' Day this year, Knick Moore offers a basket full of ideas about what to stuff into those drugstore plastic eggs.
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Pope Francis has declared that a single human life is equivalent to a dozen prayers and three thoughts.
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President Donald Trump took to Twitter today, apparently bound and determined to prove to everyone that he isn't a racist.
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After a football-season-long hiatus, Jeremy White and Sunny Weathers are back together again. Jeremy offers recent anecdotes to illustrate why the capital city can't have nice things.
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The Office of the Creator of Heaven and Earth released a statement saying Jesus Christ had been removed from his long-held position at the right hand of God amid allegations of sexual harassment.
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Former mayoral candidate Gordon Mese makes his first show appearance with Jeremy White and Evan Rabalais. They talk mostly about Hurricane Harvey and Joel Osteen. They also deal with a libertarian heckler.
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Osteen relented to public pressure, offering a three-level premium sheltering plan for those wishing to use his megachurch as a refuge.
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