U.S. Rep. Clay Higgins plans to shoot a machismo-laden campaign video promoting border security in a detention facility where young immigrant children are being held in cages.
Read More »Rep. Garret Graves Sold Spine for Beer Money in College
Congressman Garret Graves sold his backbone in exchange for $50 he used to buy alcohol while attending the University of Alabama in the early 1990s.
Read More »It’s Time to Take Down the Statue of Liberty. Seriously.
Given how immigrants are being treated by our government and our fellow citizens, it’s time to take the Statue of Liberty down. Leaving her up is cruelly misleading, like training a dog to come, only to kick him every time he obeys.
Read More »Sen. Kennedy Goes Apeshit After Treasurer Returns $2.3 Million in Unclaimed Funds to LA Resident
Louisiana's junior senator totally lost his shit after learning the man who replaced him as state treasurer gave a record amount of unclaimed property to a sole resident.
Read More »Majority of Kids in ICE Custody Say Trump Deserves Nobel Peace Prize
A poll shows a vast majority of children separated from their parents and held in custody by U.S. immigration officials believe President Donald Trump should be awarded the Nobel Peace Prize.
Read More »Trump Says Pardon Outlaws Thinking of D’Souza as Convicted Felon
President Donald Trump believes that, by pardoning someone convicted of a felony, he has made it illegal for people to continue thinking of that person as a convicted felon.
Read More »Secretary of State Tom Schedler Resigns to Spend More Time on Tinder
Louisiana Secretary of State Tom Schedler has announced that he is resigning from office to focus on finding the right person with whom to engage in an extramarital affair.
Read More »YOUR VOICES: 10 Senators Voted Against an Anti-bestiality Bill. What Say You?
By a vote of 25-10, the Louisiana Senate approved a measure that aims to make sex with animals unambiguously illegal. What say you?
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