The Red Shtick The Feistiest Redhead You'll Meet Online The song was pulled for lyrics deemed offensive to residents of Kaplan as well as the rest of Vermilion Parish.
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OCTOBER HORRORSCOPES: State of the Union
Knick Moore presents twelve Halloween costume ideas based on the new brand of crazy we all live in. Some of these are so fresh you can still smell the Haldol.
Read More »Louisiana Oilfield Paralyzed After Workers Burn Ford Trucks Over NFL Player Protests
Countless oilfield workers burned their employers' white Ford F-150 trucks in protest against the automaker's 2017 statement in support of NFL players taking a knee during the national anthem.
Read More »Downtown Library Structural Repairs to Be Made With Red Tape, Gridlock
City Hall officials and architects have agreed to fix the new downtown library's structural issues with copious amounts of red tape and gridlock.
Read More »Cleo Fields Preparing for Senate Run by Getting Cash-stuffing Pants Let Out
Former Louisiana congressman and state legislator Cleo Fields is prepping for a bid to return to the state Capitol by making more room for wads of cash in several of his trousers.
Read More »GUEST COLUMN: “When Will I Get My Goddam Weed, Louisiana?” — Joey Duhon
The legislature passed the bill to legalize medical cannabis in 2015, and here we are in 2018, and they're just now getting around to planting the stuff? And they say pot smokers are lazy.
Read More »Trump to America: “Fuck It, I’m Growing a Beard”
In a recent Twitter rant, President Donald Trump left many political observers both puzzled and troubled by his declaration to grow facial hair.
Read More »Treasurer John Schroder Conflicted About Proposal to Pave Roads With Guns
Louisiana Treasurer John Schroder is unable to decide whether he strongly supports or strongly opposes paving all state roads with metal derived from firearms.
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