Tag Archives: Opinion

Why, Amanda? Why did you have to go and thrown me out your 36th-floor apartment window? I know you were high that night, but you weren't nearly high enough to think I could fly, right?

Discussions. Negotiations. Feasibility studies. More feasibility studies. After a while, you can't help but wonder if the hullabaloo is nothing but smoke getting blown up our collectives asses.

That's right. Port Allen is MY hood! Beyonce might be the Queen B, but I'm the Queen D around here, and I'm gonna turn this mutha out like it ain't jack shit!

Our inaugural QOTW involves the internet; more specifically, the utter and willful ignorance that many people exude on the web.

I just want to go on the record and say unequivocally that the folks at the IRS are the nicest and fairest people you will ever find with overwhelming power to capriciously screw with your life.

I'm sorry if I upset some people, but I firmly believe that pulling out's the best way to not have unwanted kids, especially if they're totally jacking up your child's education.

Make all the Bayou Corne-holing jokes while you can, faggot. Laugh it up! What could be funnier than watching me digest your precious marshy real estate?

Wake up Baton Rouge! You have a fraud on the Metro Council! A moral free agent who isn't bound by the ethical standards enumerated in the oath of office!