President Donald Trump announced that his administration soon will begin exhuming and deporting the remains of every foreign-born person buried in Arlington National Cemetery.
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President Donald Trump awarded himself the Medal of Honor for the conspicuous valor he totally would have shown had he been at a mass shooting at a South Florida high school.
Read More »The Red Shtick Podcast, Episode 241: “It’s Stupid I Hate It”
In his first appearance with Jeremy White and Sunny Weathers, Josh Watts learns he and Sunny are soul mates with shared passions for action figures and old-school pro wrestling.
Read More »Nuclear Codes Become Self-aware, Go Into Hiding From Trump
The secret codes normally available for the president to launch a nuclear strike have gone AWOL after gaining sentience.
Read More »Donald Trump Honors Fallen Special Forces Soldiers With Special Olympics Medals
Upon learning nearly two weeks after the fact that four U.S. Army Special Forces members were killed in Africa, President Donald Trump posthumously awarded them Special Olympics medals.
Read More »New Iberia Threatens Lafayette With Interparish Nuclear Missile Strike
New Iberia Mayor Freddie Decourt is hopping mad at Lafayette Parish's plan to build a wall along its borders with Iberia and St. Martin parishes, and is reportedly planning to retaliate with a nuclear strike.
Read More »The Red Shtick Podcast, Episode 237: “Fire, Fury, and SWBs”
Herman "Omega Prime" Davis, Sunny Weathers, and Jeremy White discuss themes of fire, fury, and troubled SWBs in the news.
Read More »Donald Trump Awards Himself Purple Heart After Vacation Golf Injury
Donald Trump was grievously wounded during his battle with the back nine on his golf course and awarded himself a Purple Heart for the injury.
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