My heart goes out to these poor, suffering people and their families. However, that doesn’t mean I want them in this country.
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Higgins recorded a video detailing the dangers border patrol agents encounter as targets of one of the oldest deadly weapons known to man: the rock.
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Injury attorney and serial television commercial participant Spencer Calahan is offering a four-week retreat for anyone seeking to learn the basics of catching various sporting accessories while talking to a camera, with any leftover time to be used to discuss the business of being a lawyer.
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Haters, like the media, state ethics watchdogs, and people with a sense of decency, need to lay off Tasha Clark-Amar.
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Taking a cue from Rotten Tomatoes, Netflix, and the Roman Colosseum, the latest congressional health care bill would replace detailed analysis of a patient’s condition with a much simpler thumbs-up/thumbs-down diagnosis.
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Migratory birds are arriving at their breeding grounds earlier than they previously did because they've bought into the liberal lie that global warming is real, according to researchers at Liberty University.
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I've been featured in over 50 mudbug porn videos, including "Hot Tails 6," "Debbie Does Breaux Bridge," and WBRZ's slow-motion crawfish porn GIF.
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Just weeks into his presidency, Donald Trump has tweeted information considered sensitive out to the world at an alarming rate.
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