Tag Archives: Media

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Today's semifinals include an all-WBRZ matchup and an all-North American-whiskey pairing. May God have mercy on our web servers' souls.

Today's quarterfinal matchups feature a spirit born during colonial America, a drink older than the Highlander, and a pair of attractive women who produce enormous voter turnout.

Our first set of Elite 8 matchups include a spirit from the Great White North, a drink some teens reportedly imbibe via tampons, a good reason to wake up early, and a guy who's sometimes mistaken for an Iron Chef.

In our final Sweet 16 pairings, today's matchups feature fruit of the vine, a "real man's" drink, and the first contest of the tourney between two local morning show anchors from competing stations.

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We kick off our final week of the tournament with a couple of pairings featuring bubbly, a real American spirit, a multi-tongued woman, and a guy who probably has money on Louisville to win it all.

Our second Sweet 16 pairings feature Russian tap water, a woman we have no dirt on, the son of a dentist, and a drink that is often associated with inexplicably missing teeth.