The nation's space agency says it is working on an ambitious project in the hopes of making contact with a strange, alien world inhabited by millions of Fox News devotees.
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Visionary Elon Musk knows that if you want to reach the top, you have to work your way up from the bottom. That’s why the serial entrepreneur reportedly has his sights set on the shitshow known as Louisiana, investing heavily in the state’s laughingstock.
Read More »Pat Shingleton Announces Retirement, Launches Weather App for Seniors
Tenured weatherman and local cool guy Pat Shingleton has announced that he will retire from his post as WBRZ's chief forecaster at the end of the month.
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Every computer in the U.S. operated by someone over the age of 40 has been compromised with malicious software disguised as a video promising to show teenagers eating Tide Pods, according to the FBI.
Read More »Food Critic Wins Pulitzer for Word Play With “Pho”
A Louisiana food writer has snagged the Pulitzer Prize for Criticism for his bold use of pho-themed wordplay in a review of a New Orleans-area Vietnamese restaurant.
Read More »Rep. Horton: “Just Because It’s Satire Doesn’t Mean It’s Not True”
Articles widely debunked as satire from notorious satirical websites aren't untrue if they support one's political agenda, according to Louisiana state Rep. Dodie Horton.
Read More »Police: Advocate Webmaster Person of Interest in Serial Killings of Area Browsers
The man in charge of The Advocate’s notoriously clunky website has been identified by police as a person of interest in an ongoing series of internet browser killings.
Read More »HERO HIGHLIGHT: Stormy Daniels — Baton Rouge Native
Recently, WAFB woefully undersold Stormy Daniels by referring to the adult entertainer as a "Baton Rouge porn star," when, in fact, she is America's porn star now.
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