Jerry Brooker, who claimed Obama is a sleeper cell terrorist out to destroy the U.S., deems voicing dissent against Trump as unpatriotic whining.
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It’s January 2017. Welcome to the future! This year is going to rock. How do I know this? Well, I plan on making sure you help.
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“The Radio Gawds” parted ways with Eagle 98.1 without duly notifying the deities at Guaranty Broadcasting, according to a lawsuit filed in 19th Judicial District Court.
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I read in the newspaper that an old friend passed away. However, I don't trust the mainstream media. They've lied to us in the past about people dying, like at Sandy Hook.
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In an effort to get more people interested in the ad-laden versions of its newspapers, The Advocate has partnered with Nabisco to create a three-pound fortune cookie shell to wrap around its printed editions.
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Feeling lucky? Las Vegas oddsmakers are offering the chance to wager on the proposition someone will die as a direct result of something Donald Trump shared on Twitter.
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