Tag Archives: March Madness: Foxes vs. Jocks(es)

We kick off Round 2 with a couple of pairings featuring a pageant queen, a porn star, and two of the most notorious postseason underachievers in the history of professional sports.

We wrap up the opening round of competition with matchups featuring the tournament's only Oscar winner, a former Miss USA, the Big Aristotle, and a famously gutsy Grambling Tiger.

Day 7 features Elly May Clampett, the "USA Up All Night" chick, a guy who backed up Phil Robertson at QB, and a nonlawyer not named Guirard known as the "Big E."

Today's matchups feature one of the world's biggest porn stars, a sarong-clad pinup girl, "The Pistol," and a 79-year-old who'll still run your ass over.

Day 5's matchups include former jailbait, a former pretend Miss America, a man with more rings than fingers, and the most beloved Saint in franchise history.

Day 4 of our tournament features possibly the two smartest women in the field, a common crossword puzzle answer, and a southpaw who has a band named after him.

Day 3 of our tournament features a B-list hottie, the "Cherry Pie" video chick, a guy who grew 5 inches as a high school sophomore, and an Aztec from the Desire housing project.

Day 2 features an actress who's taken it in the booty, a woman whose name sounds like "booty," "The Mailman," and the guy who broke Ty Cobb's stolen bases record.