In an effort to stop pricey, unconfined celebration after historical victories, the LSU Athletic Department will require all fans in Tiger Stadium to wear shock collars in an attempt to keep them off the field.
Read More »New 13th Gate Attraction to Capture the Horror of LSU Football Gameday Parking
The 13th Gate, Baton Rouge's premier haunted house destination, plans to amp up the thrill of fear and anxiety this year with a simulation of what it feels like to park for an LSU football home game.
Read More »CDC Warns Tailgaters of Party Parasites Eating Food, Drinking Liquor
The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention has warned all tailgate partygoers to be on the lookout this football season for what it is calling “party parasites.”
Read More »“Boycott Cane’s to Support LSU Against Miami,” Says Area Dumbass
A Gonzales man with more fervor for LSU football than brains has called for a boycott of Raising Cane's restaurants ahead of the Tigers' season opener against the Hurricanes from the University of Miami, FL.
Read More »LSU Football Fans Listed as Questionable for Home Opener Against Southeastern Lions
The LSU Athletic Department has announced that the entire crowd expected to pack Tiger Stadium on Saturday, September 8, has been listed as questionable for the contest against the Southland Conference powerhouse from Hammond.
Read More »Danny Etling Tests Positive for Performance-Averaging Substances
Former LSU starting quarterback Danny Etling is continuing to whelm his fan base by testing positive for several performance-averaging substances.
Read More »Special Counsel Concludes Mike the Tiger Pee Tape Real, LSU Mascot Compromised
An eight-month investigation launched by the LSU Athletic Department has found the school's live tiger mascot, Mike VII, to be compromised by a video showing him urinating on multiple people.
Read More »Fred’s in Tigerland Becomes Safest Place to Black Out
Due to the increase of crime in Tigerland, the venerable frat boy destination Fred’s has decided to up its security standards in hopes of making bargoers feel safe while getting sloshed.
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