Tag Archives: Legal

Noted conservative musical artist, writer, and part-time injury attorney E. Eric Guirard has recorded a single praising President Donald Trump and his plan to create a Space Force.

I would like to apologize for my language heard in that video of me choking that little bitch who took my cellphone.

The state Office of Motor Vehicles announced that all license applicants will be required to demonstrate nominal drunk-driving skills.

Francis says the death penalty is wrong, no matter how much I need to be governor? Man, fuck the pope. I want to kill muthafuckers.

Can y'all please go ahead and just make me governor so I can kill some muthafuckers? The governor we have now doesn't seem to want to kill anyone, and that's a tragedy.

Following a meeting with superhero mutant Emma Frost, President Donald Trump pardoned the noted supervillain Doctor Octopus of myriad crimes dating back to 1963.

A poll shows a vast majority of children separated from their parents and held in custody by U.S. immigration officials believe President Donald Trump should be awarded the Nobel Peace Prize.

President Donald Trump believes that, by pardoning someone convicted of a felony, he has made it illegal for people to continue thinking of that person as a convicted felon.