Insurance happens to be an industry unique in its desire not to perform the single function for which it exists. Blue Cross, the Allstate guy, the Geico gecko, and yes, even Flo from Progressive are little more than pit bosses looking to squeeze a monthly premium out of you before booting you out the door.
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On the corner of Harry and Donmoor, he heard the slutty mating call of the three-toed she-sloth. She wasn't native to these parts, but neither was he. He climbed the tree.
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