Insurance happens to be an industry unique in its desire not to perform the single function for which it exists. Blue Cross, the Allstate guy, the Geico gecko, and yes, even Flo from Progressive are little more than pit bosses looking to squeeze a monthly premium out of you before booting you out the door.
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Anyone who follows politics knows that the root of all evil is, in fact, socialism. I know this because whenever a congressman doesn't like a proposal but can't articulate an intelligent argument against it, he will scream, "That's socialism!"
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How many of you have dated someone you knew was the absolutely worst thing for you in the world, and stuck it out because you couldn't get past how hot the whole damn thing was?
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Don't you ever get nervous going to a singles bar, worried you might accidentally take home a second cousin you don't recognize? Sure would make the next giant family crawfish boil awkward, yeah?
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On the corner of Harry and Donmoor, he heard the slutty mating call of the three-toed she-sloth. She wasn't native to these parts, but neither was he. He climbed the tree.
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