With the death of Robin Williams, one of the lights of the world has been extinguished. With that rascal Adolf, the world was denied its shot at partial retribution.
Read More »Taking Data Up the Ass
Pornhub continues to blend two things I enjoy – data and pornography – this time tackling our collective obsession with anal sex.
Read More »An Open Letter to Sen. David Vitter
I would’ve continued not liking you in private, but then you went and announced your candidacy for governor. Since you won’t go gently into that good night, I’m compelled to dislike you publicly.
Read More »Ebola: A Catastro-tease
There are plenty of days when the end of the world sounds like just the thing to help me cure my blues. Ebola, sadly, never seems to actually deliver.
Read More »Legolas and the Bieb
Yeah, so, Orlando Bloom supposedly took a swing at Justin Bieber recently, and like all folks in the comedy business, I couldn't be happier.
Read More »10 Animal Videos You’ll Never See Trending on Facebook
Jared Kendall lists ten animal videos you'll never see trending on Facebook.
Read More »Waking Up From Kitchen Nightmares
Owners of decrepit, badly run restaurants now will have to console themselves with bankruptcy rather than trade some TV humiliation for a new shot at success.
Read More »John Lennon to Be Cloned by Deranged Dentist?
An obviously level-headed and not-at-all-mad Canadian dentist recently announced plans to clone John Lennon, using DNA from the pulp of one of the musician's wisdom teeth.
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