Former Sorrento police clerk and proud great-grandmother Fern Barnett has fallen ass-backwards into the position of Sorrento police chief.
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The west African nation and the Lone Star State have more in common than just Ebola.
Read More »WAR FOR ST. GEORGE: Letters From the Field, Vol. VIII – “Betrayal at L’Auberge”
My blood is veritably boiling after learning that those dastardly turncoats at our naval installation at L'Auberge are seeking annexation into the city of Baton Rouge!
Read More »A Voter’s Guide to Louisiana’s 6th Congressional District Race
We've put together a simple guide listing a brief profile of each candidate enumerating what we feel are the most important things to know about them.
Read More »Deer Me
The wealthy communities of East Hampton and East Hampton Village have been inundated with white tail deer that are causing havoc in this enclave that is home to the rich and famous.
Read More »BRPD Evacuates Precinct, Bowels
In spite of the man showing no symptoms of infection, Baton Rouge's finest made a run for it, after somehow deducing he had been to Africa and probably carried the infamous Ebola virus.
Read More »I May Have Had Too Much Caffeine
Everyone knows Hank Saurage is a douchebag except him, his family, and the people who hang around him because he’s loaded and fun to look at.
Read More »Serenity Now: Save Me From Pumpkin Spice
Nowadays, fall has a distinctive scent, something the kids call "pumpkin spice," and something I like to call "what the hell is this fucking cinnamon smell?"
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