Tag Archives: John Kennedy

Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy has been cast in the title role for an upcoming remake of the classic 1993 film Mrs. Doubtfire.

Gov. John Bel Edwards should immediately resign for failing to fulfill the oath of office of president of the United States, according to Sen. John Kennedy.

Sen. John Kennedy revealed to reporters that he spent Independence Day in Moscow as a covert operative of an agency he's not at liberty to disclose.

Louisiana's junior senator totally lost his shit after learning the man who replaced him as state treasurer gave a record amount of unclaimed property to a sole resident.

Edwards' proposal calls for selling off to Arkansas all areas of the state north of U.S. 190, with the exception of casinos, in order to spare Louisiana from further healthcare-related costs and national shame.

FEMA has requisitioned approximately 10 million units of thoughts and prayers for Louisiana in advance of potential impacts from Hurricane Harvey.

The junior U.S. senator from Louisiana was late to work on Capitol Hill last week after admittedly getting distracted by searching for his testicles.

Amid Sen. John Kennedy’s conspicuous public absence, a person claiming to be a close friend of the lawmaker said he’s confident Kennedy is not hiding from his constituents.