The Red Shtick The Feistiest Redhead You'll Meet Online President Donald Trump wants a divorce from the 228-year-old U.S. Constitution in order to replace it with a much younger, more attractive document.
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Mitch Landrieu to Release Book in Picture Form for Racist Louisiana Residents
Outgoing New Orleans Mayor Mitch Landrieu is writing a book about racism and being white in the South. Naturally, racists across Louisiana expressed outrage at the news on the Facebook pages of various media outlets.
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Here are 10 real reasons why LSU fans love to hate Alabama.
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The annals of human events are anxiously waiting for sufficient time to go by to demolish conservative political talk show host Sean Hannity.
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Donald Trump was grievously wounded during his battle with the back nine on his golf course and awarded himself a Purple Heart for the injury.
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Here are eight more inappropriate venues where the social media whore could shoot his next video while defying societal expectations of decency and decorum.
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Lt. Gov. Billy Nungesser's office announced today that Louisiana's second in command will appear on an upcoming episode of the A&E network's reality show "Statue Flippers."
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