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Mike Judge’s 1999 cult classic "Office Space" is a convenient allegory to illustrate how and why the Russians interfered in the 2016 U.S. presidential election.
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Trump Awards Self With Medal of Honor for Unrealized Heroism
President Donald Trump awarded himself the Medal of Honor for the conspicuous valor he totally would have shown had he been at a mass shooting at a South Florida high school.
Read More »“Hillary Would’ve Been Worse,” Newly Clairvoyant Woman Says
An area grandmother who just this year discovered her ability to definitively perceive alternate timelines says Hillary Clinton would be a worse president than Donald Trump.
Read More »“Duck Dynasty” Returning to TV With Gay, Lesbian Louisiana Families
A&E is reviving the Duck Dynasty franchise with a new audience in mind, according to sources familiar with the project.
Read More »Attorney General Jeff Landry Vows to Arrest Hillary Clinton
Louisiana AG Jeff Landry announced he would issue an arrest warrant for Hillary Clinton should she ever step foot in the state again.
Read More »Trump Scandals Prompt News Corp to Launch Obama/Clinton-Themed Fox News Classic
Fox News' parent company has launched a sister channel designed to blind viewers from Trump's troubles with rage about events that are no longer pertinent.
Read More »Child Evacuated From Bomb-Threatened Jewish Center Reassured by Trump’s Electoral College Tally
A frightened 5-year-old girl evacuated from a Florida Jewish community center following a bomb threat found comfort in President Donald Trump’s Electoral College victory margin.
Read More »FBI Uncovers Millions of Fraudulent Votes Cast in State of Delusiana
Millions of votes were cast unlawfully in last year's presidential election just in the state of Delusiana, according to the Federal Bureau of Investigation.
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