The Red Shtick The Feistiest Redhead You'll Meet Online Doctors at Our Lady of Lake Hospital sadly report a former major shopping venue will soon be taken off life support.
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CDC Warns Tailgaters of Party Parasites Eating Food, Drinking Liquor
The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention has warned all tailgate partygoers to be on the lookout this football season for what it is calling “party parasites.”
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The legislature passed the bill to legalize medical cannabis in 2015, and here we are in 2018, and they're just now getting around to planting the stuff? And they say pot smokers are lazy.
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Former LSU starting quarterback Danny Etling is continuing to whelm his fan base by testing positive for several performance-averaging substances.
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Congressman Garrret Graves insists he has undergone no more than two lobotomies to maintain his unconditional fealty to President Donald Trump.
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Eleanor Bunson hates conflict, which is why whenever a colleague expresses adoration for President Donald Trump, she pretends he's her feeble-minded grandfather.
Read More »Trump to Deport Immigrants Buried in Arlington Cemetery
President Donald Trump announced that his administration soon will begin exhuming and deporting the remains of every foreign-born person buried in Arlington National Cemetery.
Read More »VIDEO: Rep. Garret Graves Confirms He Sold Spine in College for Beer Money
"Every one of your allegations are correct" Graves replied to questions regarding an Off the Wire report asserting he exchanged his backbone for $50, which he used to buy alcohol, while attending the University of Alabama.
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