A financially strapped, dialysis-dependent supporter of President Donald Trump said he would gladly give up his life in defense of Republican efforts to kill countless Americans as part of their overhaul of the country’s health care system.
Read More »Jason Chaffetz Resigning From Congress to Become New Buc-ee’s Mascot
The high-ranking Republican is leaving Congress to become the new face of Buc-ee’s, according to officials with the popular Texas-based convenience store chain.
Read More »The Red Shtick Podcast, Episode 231: “9, 11 — What’s the Difference?”
Robert Rau tells Sunny Weathers and Jeremy White about "9/11," a star-studded trainwreck starring Charlie Sheen and Whoopi Goldberg. You’ll never guess what it’s about.
Read More »The Red Shtick Podcast, Episode 230: “Captain Marquess of Queensbury”
Sunny Weathers and Jeremy White discuss how Captain Congressman Clay Higgins types thinly veiled threats like he's having a stroke in 1754.
Read More »Nungesser Strikes Deal With Nigerian Prince to Buy Confederate Monuments
A member of the Nigerian royal family has agreed to purchase the dismantled monuments and donate them to the state, with a few stipulations, according to Lt. Gov. Billy Nungesser.
Read More »Lawmaker Proposes Executing Inmates by Lethal Erection
In light of the inability to procure drugs used in lethal injections, a north Louisiana legislator has introduced a measure that would allow the state to mete out capital punishment by means of sexual penetration.
Read More »Sen. John Kennedy Arrives Late for Committee Meeting After Looking for His Balls
The junior U.S. senator from Louisiana was late to work on Capitol Hill last week after admittedly getting distracted by searching for his testicles.
Read More »White House: “Hail to the Chief” Replaced With Cry of “Leeroy Jenkins”
The Trump administration has announced that the official presidential anthem of the United States has been replaced with the battle cry of a popular character from the video game World of Warcraft.
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