The Red Shtick The Feistiest Redhead You'll Meet Online A St. Francisville legislator best known for pissing off women of all political persuasions has created a group for male state lawmakers who can't get laid.
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Mafia Upset With Being Compared to Trump, Associates
Leaders of various American crime syndicates are not happy with comparisons drawn between their enterprises and those of President Donald Trump and his associates.
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These moronic creatures living in the retail giant's Louisiana locations, instead of in the wild as nature intended, will be protected under state law.
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Louisiana Secretary of State Tom Schedler has announced that he is resigning from office to focus on finding the right person with whom to engage in an extramarital affair.
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By a vote of 25-10, the Louisiana Senate approved a measure that aims to make sex with animals unambiguously illegal. What say you?
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Articles widely debunked as satire from notorious satirical websites aren't untrue if they support one's political agenda, according to Louisiana state Rep. Dodie Horton.
Read More »White House Hires Special Effects Studio Weta Workshop to Digitally Fix Trump’s Hair
The Trump administration has tapped New Zealand's premier digital effects company, Weta Workshop, to handle President Donald Trump's growing hair issue.
Read More »Kicking Them While They’re Down
Jared Kendall discusses a pair of proposed bills that casually, and blatantly, lay out just how much folks hate the poors.
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