The Red Shtick The Feistiest Redhead You'll Meet Online The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention has warned all tailgate partygoers to be on the lookout this football season for what it is calling “party parasites.”
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BRPD Body, Dash Cams Made by Reasonable Doubt Inc.’s Civic Distrust Division
Cameras used by Baton Rouge police officers were produced by the Civic Distrust Division of a Delaware corporation known as Reasonable Doubt Inc.
Read More »Downtown Library Structural Repairs to Be Made With Red Tape, Gridlock
City Hall officials and architects have agreed to fix the new downtown library's structural issues with copious amounts of red tape and gridlock.
Read More »Cleo Fields Preparing for Senate Run by Getting Cash-stuffing Pants Let Out
Former Louisiana congressman and state legislator Cleo Fields is prepping for a bid to return to the state Capitol by making more room for wads of cash in several of his trousers.
Read More »Phrase “Domestic Tranquility” Disappears From U.S. Constitution
Federal authorities are asking for the public's help in tracking down the phrase "domestic Tranquility" after discovering it's no longer in the preamble of the U.S. Constitution.
Read More »GUEST COLUMN: “When Will I Get My Goddam Weed, Louisiana?” — Joey Duhon
The legislature passed the bill to legalize medical cannabis in 2015, and here we are in 2018, and they're just now getting around to planting the stuff? And they say pot smokers are lazy.
Read More »GUEST COLUMN: I’m Sorry for Cursing While Choking a Bitch – Connie Bernard, EBR School Board VP
I would like to apologize for my language heard in that video of me choking that little bitch who took my cellphone.
Read More »MoviePass Proves Democratic Socialism Doesn’t Work, Claims Area Moron
The downfall of the movie subscription service MoviePass confirms democratic socialism is not a viable economic system, insisted a noted Baton Rouge idiot.
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