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Of today's four competitors, one looks like a dick, one was a dick, one is known for using his dick, and one gets its head sucked all the time.

The Round of Eight opens with matchups featuring the Kingfish, irresistible comfort food, and arguably the most inept crook ever to hold statewide office in Louisiana history.

Round 2 wraps up with matchups featuring a man described by his own attorneys as "Darth Vader," the Silver Zipper, a dish eaten on the half-shell, and one often eaten on newspaper.

Week 3 kicks off with matchups involving "Jimmy the Stooge," the "Boss of the Delta," crawfish bisque, and everybody's favorite Cajun phallus not attached to Edwin Edwards.

Week 2 wraps up with matchups featuring an inept crook, a laughable haircut, a sweet flamer, and a dish that kind of sounds like Julius Caesar's last words.

Round 2 kicks off with a pair of matchups featuring the Kingfish, Mr. Chocolate City, a metaphor for diversity, and the only sandwich left in the competition.

We wrap up the first round with matchups featuring the Silver Zipper, the Grand Wizard, mudbugs, and a sandwich that shares a moniker with female pubic hair.

The Wienermobile is something pure American in a time when America is working full time to become a parody of itself.