I've noticed an interesting developing trend in Baton Rouge print media: out-of-state imports with no fear of gratuitously expressing distaste for beloved local institutions.
Read More »Naive, Aspiring Restaurateur to “Give It a Go” in Chronically Shuttered Building
A newcomer to the restaurant business expects to be a smashing success in a building where several other eateries have failed in the past decade.
Read More »Serenity Now: Save Me From Pumpkin Spice
Nowadays, fall has a distinctive scent, something the kids call "pumpkin spice," and something I like to call "what the hell is this fucking cinnamon smell?"
Read More »Cheesecake Factory: Astonishingly, Not a Health Food Joint
The Cheesecake Factory, in spite of its name evoking images of wheat-grass extract and raw kale, has a menu replete with numerous unhealthy dishes.
Read More »Crumby Business Model
The nice thing about hating fads is that you know, if you wait long enough, your moment of schadenfreude will come - as it has with the cupcake chain Crumbs Bake Shop.
Read More »MARCH MADNESS: Crooked vs. Cooked – THE SILVER ZIPPER WINS AGAIN!
The former four-term governor and current congressional candidate/convicted felon managed to win yet another election by garnering more votes than fellow South Louisiana native boiled crawfish.
Read More »MARCH MADNESS: Crooked vs. Cooked – The Final Showdown
A couple of scavengers from the Louisiana swamps that some people find disgusting are facing off in the finals of this year's March Madness tournament.
Read More »MARCH MADNESS: Crooked vs. Cooked – Day 15
It's the Final Four: The Kingfish takes on the Silver Zipper while étouffée fights mudbugs for the right to be called the penultimate state faire.
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