I would like to apologize for my language heard in that video of me choking that little bitch who took my cellphone.
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President Donald Trump signed an executive order creating the $69 bill, featuring his image, to celebrate his first term in the White House.
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The law firm of Gordon McKernan Injury Attorneys has reached an agreement to purchase Diesel Driving Academy, primarily to acquire the truck driving school's phone number.
Read More »Trump Awards Self With Medal of Honor for Unrealized Heroism
President Donald Trump awarded himself the Medal of Honor for the conspicuous valor he totally would have shown had he been at a mass shooting at a South Florida high school.
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Pope Francis has declared that a single human life is equivalent to a dozen prayers and three thoughts.
Read More »Better Libraries to Open Branches in LSU’s Middleton Library
Several well-funded, properly maintained libraries have announced plans to establish pop-up locations in LSU’s dilapidated Middleton Library, easing student and faculty concerns about the aging building’s long-term viability.
Read More »Vermilion Parish Schools Remove “Debunked Theory of Free Speech” From Curricula
Public schools in Vermilion Parish have ceased teaching students that the U.S. Constitution guarantees Americans have a right to free speech.
Read More »F. King Alexander IDs Lawmakers Who Threatened LSU Funding Over Player Protests
LSU President F. King Alexander finally named the state lawmakers who called him and threatened to slash funding for the school if any football players took a knee during the national anthem.
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