The Red Shtick The Feistiest Redhead You'll Meet Online On behalf of the entire Bayou State, I’m here to offer a hearty “Screw you, Alabama” for failing to elect Roy Moore as the permanent replacement for Jeff Sessions.
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- BREAKING: Entire Red Shtick staff signs NDAs protecting Donald Trump.
- LSU FOOTBALL: White Baton Rouge residents are freaking out that black men are leaving town.
- BREAKING: EBR school board VP apologizes for cursing; stands by breaking into house, choking a bitch.
- SOURCE: Omarosa titled her tell-all book about the Trump White House “Unhinged” because “BlacKkKlansman” was taken.
- BREAKING: Enabler of accused criminal accuses Gov. Edwards of enabling criminals.
- POLITICS: AG Jeff Landry declares himself infallible, says Pope Francis is “full of shit.”
- POLITICS: Area conservative reminisces on “all that bullshit we used to talk about the deficit.”
- BREAKING: Waitr driver takes order for condoms, lubricant, spermicidal jelly.
- BREAKING: Jeff Landry says if he runs for governor, he’ll “beat the fucking shit out of” Gov. Edwards.
- CORRECTION: Collusion is a crime only when the Democrats do it.
