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Anyone who says they’re against torture has likely never heard grown men wail as power courses through the electrodes clipped to their testicles.

The American press should be quiet, fellate Steve Bannon, and prepare him a tasty sandwich, President Donald Trump’s chief strategist told The New York Times.

The company’s 2,000-plus locations will offer a limited menu to those willing to burn for all eternity, concentrating on the eatery’s more popular menu items.

The Republican cited numerous reports of a dramatic increase in outrage production since his inauguration.

Citing Sean Spicer's first press briefing, league officials claimed the standard upon which the instant replay system is based is now an obsolete notion.

Yes, we have plans. Lots of them. And they are so very good.

Jerry Brooker, who claimed Obama is a sleeper cell terrorist out to destroy the U.S., deems voicing dissent against Trump as unpatriotic whining.

The popular descriptor “Cajun” has checked into the Mayo Clinic, where it is being treated for extreme exhaustion, according to physicians at the world-famous medical facility.