An anonymous donor from Baton Rouge has stepped forward to settle the controversy by offering to replace the statues with marble busts of former Gov. Bobby Jindal.
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"The best way for us to reduce medical premiums and waste is to appoint Dr. Jack Kevorkian as our new Secretary of Trumpcare."
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Aunt Jemima ran the Underground Railroad, a very tremendous railroad that took thousands of the blacks to safety on Fifth Avenue and 53rd Street in New York.
Read More »Donald Trump Praises Colonel Sanders for His Service in the Civil War
Fresh off his gaffe involving President Andrew Jackson and the Civil War, Donald Trump has made yet another historical faux pas regarding the “War of Northern Aggression.”
Read More »Man With Laptop Kicked Out of Waffle House
A laptop-toting man was kicked out of the Siegen Lane Waffle House this past weekend after fellow patrons complained he was viewing The Wall Street Journal online.
Read More »Study: Creeping Into Intersection Leads to Faster Green Light
That impatient douchebag repeatedly lurching into the intersection while waiting for a red light to turn green may be on to something, according to a study by the NHTSA.
Read More »Bill Aims to Generate Interest in Preserving Coast by Naming It After Robert E. Lee
State Sen. Norby Chabert has filed SB453, which would officially designate all 397 miles of the state’s southern boundary as the Robert E. Lee Louisiana Gulf Coast.
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Women's undergarments in the United States haven't been this dry in over 80 years, according to a report by NOAA.
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