Gov. John Bel Edwards welcomed North Korea’s attention, claiming it is the most Louisiana gets other than at Mardi Gras and when hipster snowbirds from Canada come during the winter.
Read More »Louisiana Crawfish Season Comes to an Abrupt End After Billy Nungesser Visits Lafayette
Area crawfish suppliers report that their stocks were severely depleted after Nungesser left town. From Lake Charles to Henderson, only frozen crawfish saved for the off-season remained.
Read More »Trump to America: “I’ll Get You Another Season of Firefly If You Stop Asking for My Impeachment”
Ripping a page from his best-selling book "The Art Of The Deal," President Donald Trump took to Twitter to bargain with those people asking for his ouster from office.
Read More »White House: “Hail to the Chief” Replaced With Cry of “Leeroy Jenkins”
The Trump administration has announced that the official presidential anthem of the United States has been replaced with the battle cry of a popular character from the video game World of Warcraft.
Read More »Richard Nixon Foundation Sues Donald Trump for Plagiarism
Trump has pirated Nixon’s protected intellectual property by blatantly attempting to pattern his presidency after that of the 37th president, the suit contends.
Read More »GUEST COLUMN: “Talk Shit, Get Hit — With a Lawsuit” — Tasha Clark-Amar, EBR Council on Aging Executive Director
Get my name out of your mouth, or I will sue you for defamation.
Read More »Council on Aging Proposes Sacrificing Elderly Residents
The EBR Council on Aging unveiled plans to sacrifice elderly residents to the Great Old One Cthulhu in the hopes of raising the damned to once again walk the earth and feed upon the living.
Read More »GUEST COLUMN: “Look Over There!” – Donald Trump, President of the United States
Over there is something absolutely tremendous. It's incredible. Believe me. Over there is something so much more interesting than whatever you're looking at now.
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