Tag Archives: Current Events

In a press conference earlier today, Mayor Sharon Weston Broome delivered her plan for solving one of the city’s biggest concerns.

Last week’s unexpected flooding was quickly followed by a downpour of frantic explanations and vague promises from politicians, candidates, and city department heads.

Donald Trump was grievously wounded during his battle with the back nine on his golf course and awarded himself a Purple Heart for the injury.

Former Metro Councilman Ryan Heck is selling City Hall in downtown Baton Rouge to the highest bidder nearly a year after former Mayor Kip Holden reportedly signed the property over to him.

America's foremost conspiracy theorist was shocked to discover he's part of the Illuminati, the shadowy group purportedly controlling the nation's government.

Former Metro Councilman John Delgado claims Mayor Sharon Weston Broome is coddling vicious gang members who write impassioned poetry and lack criminal backgrounds or gang affiliations.

The new law allows doctors to recommend therapeutic doses of fried chicken, seafood, and traditional sides from Popeyes Louisiana Kitchen to treat a select subset of diagnoses, including low appetite, low cholesterol, and low self-esteem.

A lot of people have been saying I failed something called the Kimmel test. Whoever set this arbitrary legislative standard must be a raging doofus.