The Red Shtick The Feistiest Redhead You'll Meet Online In a press conference earlier today, Mayor Sharon Weston Broome delivered her plan for solving one of the city’s biggest concerns.
Read More »Mayor Broome’s Solution for Baton Rouge Traffic: Blow Up the Bridge
New Orleans Streets Flooding With Political Opportunists
Last week’s unexpected flooding was quickly followed by a downpour of frantic explanations and vague promises from politicians, candidates, and city department heads.
Read More »Donald Trump Awards Himself Purple Heart After Vacation Golf Injury
Donald Trump was grievously wounded during his battle with the back nine on his golf course and awarded himself a Purple Heart for the injury.
Read More »Ryan Heck Auctioning Off City Hall
Former Metro Councilman Ryan Heck is selling City Hall in downtown Baton Rouge to the highest bidder nearly a year after former Mayor Kip Holden reportedly signed the property over to him.
Read More »Alex Jones Visits White House, Learns He’s Illuminati Member
America's foremost conspiracy theorist was shocked to discover he's part of the Illuminati, the shadowy group purportedly controlling the nation's government.
Read More »John Delgado: Mayor Broome Soft on Violent, Poetry-composing Gangbangers
Former Metro Councilman John Delgado claims Mayor Sharon Weston Broome is coddling vicious gang members who write impassioned poetry and lack criminal backgrounds or gang affiliations.
Read More »Governor John Bel Edwards Signs “Medical Popeyes” Bill
The new law allows doctors to recommend therapeutic doses of fried chicken, seafood, and traditional sides from Popeyes Louisiana Kitchen to treat a select subset of diagnoses, including low appetite, low cholesterol, and low self-esteem.
Read More »GUEST COLUMN: “What Idiot Came Up With the Kimmel Test?” — Sen. Bill Cassidy
A lot of people have been saying I failed something called the Kimmel test. Whoever set this arbitrary legislative standard must be a raging doofus.
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