Tag Archives: Current Events

LSU President F. King Alexander finally named the state lawmakers who called him and threatened to slash funding for the school if any football players took a knee during the national anthem.

The Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences will use the Big Wheel from "The Price Is Right" to determine how long each winner gets to speak during the annual televised award ceremony.

The secret codes normally available for the president to launch a nuclear strike have gone AWOL after gaining sentience.

Ignoring all the known rules of time or basic human perception, President Donald Trump has declared this year, and every subsequent year, to be 2016.

President Donald Trump has removed himself from all forms of social media, including Twitter, until he gets a chance to watch the new film "Star Wars: The Last Jedi."

President Donald Trump is casting doubt on whether he actually swore to fulfill the constitutionally mandated duties of the highest office of the land.

The Office of the Creator of Heaven and Earth released a statement saying Jesus Christ had been removed from his long-held position at the right hand of God amid allegations of sexual harassment.

An entire branch of government and the world's largest professional sports league will both cease to exist, according to President Donald Trump, who wishes to supplant them with armed contests to the death, similar to those held in ancient Rome.