Tag Archives: Crime

Former Louisiana congressman and state legislator Cleo Fields is prepping for a bid to return to the state Capitol by making more room for wads of cash in several of his trousers.

Federal authorities are asking for the public's help in tracking down the phrase "domestic Tranquility" after discovering it's no longer in the preamble of the U.S. Constitution.

The legislature passed the bill to legalize medical cannabis in 2015, and here we are in 2018, and they're just now getting around to planting the stuff? And they say pot smokers are lazy.

I would like to apologize for my language heard in that video of me choking that little bitch who took my cellphone.

Mike Judge’s 1999 cult classic "Office Space" is a convenient allegory to illustrate how and why the Russians interfered in the 2016 U.S. presidential election.

Francis says the death penalty is wrong, no matter how much I need to be governor? Man, fuck the pope. I want to kill muthafuckers.

Can y'all please go ahead and just make me governor so I can kill some muthafuckers? The governor we have now doesn't seem to want to kill anyone, and that's a tragedy.

A member of Congress who retweets Nazis and has a reputation for saying things that sound like they were lifted from The Daily Stormer shat out an utter lie 12 years ago.