Tag Archives: Crime

I would like to apologize for my language heard in that video of me choking that little bitch who took my cellphone.

Mike Judge’s 1999 cult classic "Office Space" is a convenient allegory to illustrate how and why the Russians interfered in the 2016 U.S. presidential election.

Francis says the death penalty is wrong, no matter how much I need to be governor? Man, fuck the pope. I want to kill muthafuckers.

Can y'all please go ahead and just make me governor so I can kill some muthafuckers? The governor we have now doesn't seem to want to kill anyone, and that's a tragedy.

A member of Congress who retweets Nazis and has a reputation for saying things that sound like they were lifted from The Daily Stormer shat out an utter lie 12 years ago.

Following a meeting with superhero mutant Emma Frost, President Donald Trump pardoned the noted supervillain Doctor Octopus of myriad crimes dating back to 1963.

A poll shows a vast majority of children separated from their parents and held in custody by U.S. immigration officials believe President Donald Trump should be awarded the Nobel Peace Prize.

President Donald Trump believes that, by pardoning someone convicted of a felony, he has made it illegal for people to continue thinking of that person as a convicted felon.