U.S. Rep. Clay Higgins plans to shoot a machismo-laden campaign video promoting border security in a detention facility where young immigrant children are being held in cages.
Read More »AWFUL: Iberia Parish Crime Stoppers Spokesman Disabled After Chinese Finger Trap Mishap
Iberia Parish Crime Stoppers spokesman and America’s most-expressive-hand-gestures cop Sgt. Stephen Guidry will be out of action indefinitely after an unfortunate incident involving a Chinese finger trap toy.
Read More »Gov. Edwards Plans to Reduce Louisiana’s STD Rate by Selling Area North of U.S. 190 to Arkansas
Edwards' proposal calls for selling off to Arkansas all areas of the state north of U.S. 190, with the exception of casinos, in order to spare Louisiana from further healthcare-related costs and national shame.
Read More »Congressman Clay Higgins Announces His Adult Film Debut in “50 Shades of Clay”
Per doctor's orders, our staff did not watch Higgins' debut adult film, so we sought the critiques of a few local politicians and some homeless folks who hang out downtown.
Read More »New Iberia Threatens Lafayette With Interparish Nuclear Missile Strike
New Iberia Mayor Freddie Decourt is hopping mad at Lafayette Parish's plan to build a wall along its borders with Iberia and St. Martin parishes, and is reportedly planning to retaliate with a nuclear strike.
Read More »REPORT: Rep. Clay Higgins Also Busted for Racy Twitter “Like”
Not to be upstaged by Sen. Ted Cruz, Louisiana Rep. Clay Higgins has reportedly hit "like" on a number of risqué Twitter posts in order to regain the spotlight from his Texas rival.
Read More »Bill Cassidy Still Wondering How Many Licks Required to Reach Tootsie Pop Center
U.S. Sen. Bill Cassidy has taken time out from his quest of denying health care coverage for millions of Americans in order to get to a more pressing issue: figuring out how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop.
Read More »Congressman Clay Higgins to Explore Adult Film Career During August Recess
Congressman Clay Higgins plans to spend his August recess from Congress in Las Vegas exploring a side career in adult entertainment, according to sources in Port Barre.
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