Tag Archives: Clay Higgins

U.S. Rep. Clay Higgins plans to shoot a machismo-laden campaign video promoting border security in a detention facility where young immigrant children are being held in cages.

Iberia Parish Crime Stoppers spokesman and America’s most-expressive-hand-gestures cop Sgt. Stephen Guidry will be out of action indefinitely after an unfortunate incident involving a Chinese finger trap toy.

Edwards' proposal calls for selling off to Arkansas all areas of the state north of U.S. 190, with the exception of casinos, in order to spare Louisiana from further healthcare-related costs and national shame.

Per doctor's orders, our staff did not watch Higgins' debut adult film, so we sought the critiques of a few local politicians and some homeless folks who hang out downtown.

New Iberia Mayor Freddie Decourt is hopping mad at Lafayette Parish's plan to build a wall along its borders with Iberia and St. Martin parishes, and is reportedly planning to retaliate with a nuclear strike.

Not to be upstaged by Sen. Ted Cruz, Louisiana Rep. Clay Higgins has reportedly hit "like" on a number of risqué Twitter posts in order to regain the spotlight from his Texas rival.

U.S. Sen. Bill Cassidy has taken time out from his quest of denying health care coverage for millions of Americans in order to get to a more pressing issue: figuring out how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop.

Congressman Clay Higgins plans to spend his August recess from Congress in Las Vegas exploring a side career in adult entertainment, according to sources in Port Barre.