The Red Shtick The Feistiest Redhead You'll Meet Online An excited, all-caps President Donald Trump tweeted out his latest plan to save the struggling coal industry.
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Low-income elderly Americans scared by proposed draconian federal budget cuts and the prospect of skyrocketing health care costs are taking solace in President Donald Trump’s campaign promise that a venerable holiday greeting will enjoy a resurgence.
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After a whirlwind experience most would consider life changing, President-elect Donald Trump took to Twitter to berate the paranormal invasion he experienced the night before.
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Santa held an emergency press conference today at his isolated North Pole compound to address rumors that his infamous “naughty/nice” list had been compromised by Russian hackers.
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Mildred Perkins, a Country Club of Louisiana housewife, was doing some last-minute Christmas shopping this week when she stepped into the Ra Shop without realizing the kinds of products sold there.
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The alternative show will be based on adult themes and re-titled "Bust a Nutcracker All Over the Bayou."
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Are you worried climate change is leading to fewer and fewer white Christmases? Well, fear not, global warming alarmists!
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With the official start of his presidency still weeks away, Donald Trump came out swinging at the greatest hero of American holidays.
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