The 13th Gate, Baton Rouge's premier haunted house destination, plans to amp up the thrill of fear and anxiety this year with a simulation of what it feels like to park for an LSU football home game.
Read More »Louisiana Oilfield Paralyzed After Workers Burn Ford Trucks Over NFL Player Protests
Countless oilfield workers burned their employers' white Ford F-150 trucks in protest against the automaker's 2017 statement in support of NFL players taking a knee during the national anthem.
Read More »BRPD Body, Dash Cams Made by Reasonable Doubt Inc.’s Civic Distrust Division
Cameras used by Baton Rouge police officers were produced by the Civic Distrust Division of a Delaware corporation known as Reasonable Doubt Inc.
Read More »“Boycott Cane’s to Support LSU Against Miami,” Says Area Dumbass
A Gonzales man with more fervor for LSU football than brains has called for a boycott of Raising Cane's restaurants ahead of the Tigers' season opener against the Hurricanes from the University of Miami, FL.
Read More »MoviePass Proves Democratic Socialism Doesn’t Work, Claims Area Moron
The downfall of the movie subscription service MoviePass confirms democratic socialism is not a viable economic system, insisted a noted Baton Rouge idiot.
Read More »Woman Treats Trump-loving Coworker Like Senile Grandfather to Keep Peace
Eleanor Bunson hates conflict, which is why whenever a colleague expresses adoration for President Donald Trump, she pretends he's her feeble-minded grandfather.
Read More »Papa John’s Introduces N-word Lover’s Pizza
Papa John's Pizza soon will start offering customers a new specialty pizza at its 4,700-plus locations across the U.S., according to founder and chairman John Schnatter.
Read More »Vegetarian Board OKs Eating Meat of Animals Convicted of Sex Crimes
The board of the Vegetarian and Vegan Society gave a thumbs-up to consuming meat so long as the animal in question has been tried and convicted of a sex offense.
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