Normally, I take advantage of April Fools' Day to offer a list of pranks to pull on your friends, family, and coworkers, but I'm a little late this month "¦ which is going to make this year's list of pranks WAAAYYYYY BETTER!!!
Read More »Tragedy, or Why I’m Never Having Children
I hate to say it, folks, but your kids are going to be OK. I know, I know. You want to freak out about how they'll never live in the world you had as a kid.
Read More »STD Patty’s Day
In honor of St. Patrick's Day and our fair city – the AIDS capital of the US for the second year running – I've come up with a list of drinks named after celebrities with STDs. Enjoy.
Read More »Future News-o-scopes!!!
Holy crap!!! February is almost over, and I have yet to hit you with Horrorscopes. Well, I had stuff to do this month, so get off my (sizeable "¦ ladies) nuts.
Read More »Relationship Expert Suggests Line Dancing, Catfishing for Dating Success
Johnson reached out to The Red Shtick to request that we do him the pleasure of interviewing him, and I obliged, if only because he must have no idea what kind of website this is.
Read More »So Bright, I Gotta Wear Shades
Last year was a bit of a stinker for everybody. This year really doesn't seem to be looking any better. Trust me; I've looked into the heavens and seen the future. Everything's going to be just fine"¦
Read More »It’s the Thought That Counts. No, Really.
I know, I know. It's the thought that counts when it comes to gift giving. Well, this year, I aim to test that theory.
Read More »Take a Man’s Word This Christmas
Before you rush out and buy your guy an ugly-ass Cosby sweater or cologne that smells like Persian kiosk people, please take a look at this list.
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