This month, everyone gets a costume idea based on this year’s big events, or — in the case of the political figures — annoying yet easily forgettable also-rans.
Read More »REJECTED ASK THE ADVOCATE ANSWERED: Should I Believe in Climate Change Now That LSU Canceled a Game?
I've never believed in all that climate change mess, but now that weather made LSU cancel a football game for the first time since World War I, I'm beginning to wonder if it's real.
Read More »AUGUST HORRORSCOPES: What Are the Odds?
Vegas is currently giving Bobby Jindal 40:1 odds of winning. Let’s look at some things that have a better chance of happening than Piyush winning the White House.
Read More »REJECTED ASK THE ADVOCATE ANSWERED: What Happened to That Hot Chick on the News?
There used to be a really hot chick on the local news. Brunette with beautiful eyes, a nice rack, and smoking hot. I haven’t seen her in quite some time. What happened to her?
Read More »10 Binge-watching Tips for Dummies
It’s taken me three years now to accumulate this knowledge, but if you think you or someone you love may be a TV binger, the following is a list that may help you cope.
Read More »JUNE HORRORSCOPES: Sometimes Your Dad’s Not So Bad
Knick Moore offers a famously shitty father for each zodiac sign to help you appreciate your pop that much more this Father's Day.
Read More »MAY HORRORSCOPES: Church and State of Amusement
Knowing that not every religion’s loudest mouths have put the effort into designing a state-funded theme park for themselves, Knick Moore offers twelve modest proposals.
Read More »APRIL HORRORSCOPES: Breaking the April Fool’s Cycle
Knick Moore offers a variety of soul-crushing pranks to ensure your next April 1 goes by without hassle.
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