I finally think I have figured out women. All of women's problems can be traced back to clothing sizes.
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Mrs. Judge Mental offers her patented advice on finding a roommate that you won't murder within the first week.
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If you're going to live a good life, one that includes not eating out of dumpsters and owning a toilet of your very own, you're going to need a job.
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If you wear a tie (which will almost always be a clip-on) with an SSBD, you are essentially screaming to the world: "I AM AN ASSISTANT TO THE ASSISTANT MANAGER "” PLEASE RIDICULE ME!"
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