Tag Archives: Advice

It's about time to take a break from watching Lethal Weapon, Gremlins, Batman Returns, Die Hard, or whatever your favorite Christmas movie happens to be and go shopping for those you love - like me.

I have some words of wisdom for this baby, now gestating somewhere between 10 and 12 weeks, really too soon to understand what I am saying, so it's up to you, readers, to hold down Kate and read this article to her baby bump.

This November, Horrorscopes is going up a little late in the month because I've been given so much to be thankful for that I haven't had time to do anything else but be thankful. Can you hear the "thanks"? It's just oozing out of my pores.

I'm here to help you create a costume that's a fitting tribute to something newsworthy from this year with a little twist of genius. Don't worry, I brought one for each of you.

Here are some things that aren't true, that you know aren't true, that we all need to admit aren't true so this country can quit losing its mind for a little while.

Line up at gas stations. Fill every container you own with gas. Complain loudly about the long lines.

When you choose to keep your true distaste for people hidden, it finds a way of boiling over.

We don't know what rules you broke or why exactly you're not playing for the Tigers anymore, and to me, it doesn't matter.