Knick Moore presents twelve Halloween costume ideas based on the new brand of crazy we all live in. Some of these are so fresh you can still smell the Haldol.
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Russian President Vladimir Putin recognized U.S. President Donald Trump as his top operative by gifting him an instructional book on assassinating political and personal foes.
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Since Easter lands on April Fools' Day this year, Knick Moore offers a basket full of ideas about what to stuff into those drugstore plastic eggs.
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Area tree specialists have been fielding lots of calls from Baton Rouge property owners wishing to see ball moss eradicated from their trees. What say you?
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Knick Moore offers each sign a tastefully explained sexual act with which to express your love for that someone special.
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Read More »OCTOBER HORRORSCOPES: Look at My Big, Nuclear Halloweenie
Pick one of these versions of our semi-elected, whacked-out moron in chief to set yourself apart from all the nonspecific Trumps that are guaranteed to be at whatever party you go to this October 31.
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