There Can Be Only One

Herman "OmegaPrime" Davis and Robert Rau watch an erotic thriller from 1969 — and Trey Parker star in a porno — to see which movie should be called "Orgazmo."

Herman "OmegaPrime" Davis and Robert Rau a watch newspaper reporter topple a corrupt district attorney — and Sidney Poitier and Tom Berenger topple a ruthless killer in the forest — to see which movie should be called "Shoot To Kill."

Herman "OmegaPrime" Davis and Robert Rau watch an Australian rules football movie with heart — and a crummy '90s prom — to see which movie should be called "The Club."

Herman "OmegaPrime" Davis and Robert Rau watch The Rock save his family from a murderous building — and an Anna Nicole Smith soft core porn flick — to see which movie should be called "Skyscraper."

Herman "OmegaPrime" Davis and Robert Rau watch a bunch of grown men chase each other, a bunch of grown men chase Linda Hamilton, and the Japanese get really weird to determine which should be called "Tag."

Herman "OmegaPrime" Davis and Robert Rau watch a '50s noir movie ghost-penned by Dalton Trumbo — and a killer who really hates dances — to determine which should be called "The Prowler."

Herman "OmegaPrime" Davis, Joseph "Joey" Patton, and Robert Rau watch a Roger Corman horror flick with Bill Paxton and Bill Pullman — and the bloodiest movie ever made, courtesy of Peter Jackson — to determine which should be called "Brain Dead."

Herman "OmegaPrime" Davis, Joseph "Joey" Patton and Robert Rau watch a movie Sam Raimi disowned, a steamy noir flick from the '50s, and one of Canada's finest comedies to determine which should be called "Crime Wave."