I felt I had to clear the air with the three Cleveland women I'm accused of imprisoning, raping, and beating over a 10-year period.
Read More »Guest Column: “Pulling Out’s the Best Way to Not Have Unwanted Kids” – Bodi White, Pulling Out Proponent
I'm sorry if I upset some people, but I firmly believe that pulling out's the best way to not have unwanted kids, especially if they're totally jacking up your child's education.
Read More »Guest Column: “After I Slurp Down This Swamp Toilet Water, I’m Coming for Your Ass!” – Bayou Corne Sinkhole
Make all the Bayou Corne-holing jokes while you can, faggot. Laugh it up! What could be funnier than watching me digest your precious marshy real estate?
Read More »YOUR VOICES: What Do You Have for Appraisal on “Antiques Roadshow”?
The PBS show Antiques Roadshow is coming to Baton Rouge on July 27, so we asked a few folks from the area what they have they might bring in for appraisal.
Read More »Guest Column: “Buddy Amoroso is a Rogue, Illegitimate Metro Councilman!” – Kim Trails, Conspiracy Theorist
Wake up Baton Rouge! You have a fraud on the Metro Council! A moral free agent who isn't bound by the ethical standards enumerated in the oath of office!
Read More »Guest Column: “That Hannah Storm Is Giving Propane a Bad Name!” – Hank Hill, Propane Salesman
The sportscaster lady who set herself on fire with a propane grill should apologize to me and everyone associated with the highly esteemed propane industry!
Read More »Guest Column: “Please Take Obama’s Dick Out of Your Mouth, Gov. Christie.” – Gabe Zolna, Freedom Lover
I'm so mad at Governor Chris Christie for cuddling up with that America-hating Barack Obama, I can spit nails! For Christ's sake, how does Christie expect us to defeat that Kenyan socialist when he's singing Obama's praises about helping New Jersey recover from Hurricane Sandy every time there's a TV camera around?
Read More »YOUR VOICES: Area Kids Suggest Names for ATC’s New Fake-Pot-Sniffing Dog
The Louisiana Office of Alcohol and Tobacco Control recently announced it now has a new drug-sniffing dog trained to detect synthetic marijuana. Commissioner Troy Hebert said the 2-year-old German shepherd from Holland has yet to be named, but Hebert has invited school-age children to suggest names for the canine.
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