Opinion

They took down the "MILE 420" sign along Interstate 70 and replaced it with a sign that reads "MILE 419.99." That's BOGUS, man!

Just like the notoriously troubled D-list actress, most people had never heard of Sorrento until it started making headlines for being a complete train wreck.

Lindel Toups may have lost the battle to defund Lafourche Parish libraries, but he won the war in exposing the dirty truth about these tax-supported dens of depravity.

I engaged in some light reading this past summer. My literary choice? CityStats, Baton Rouge Area Foundation's Annual scorecard on the quality of life for the parish.

In the January 2008 issue of Red Shtick Magazine, I forecasted the future of a then-still-young-and-innocent Miley Cyrus.

I was so glad to learn Sheriff Sid Gautreaux's Office spent valuable resources to keep me and my family safe from adults having consensual sex in private residences.

WAFB recently ran a story about the insidiously addicting and annoyingly popular game "Candy Crush," which is essentially porn without the stigma.

I've got a solid lead for the FBI: Hoffa's dead. And you're not going to find him. Period. Now how about looking for criminals who are still breathing and want to do bad shit to us?